me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
moderngardening: If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
I am too sick to lay down the sidewalks frighten me the whole damned city...– The Pleasures of the Damned - Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
librariandominatrix: when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.