ezrababekoenig: *opens math textbook* *cries* *closes math textbook*
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
what's the definition of trust?
oncelerswaifu: kiango: voluptuousrandy: two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. omg thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)