March 2011
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
end of one crazy, start of another
Ugh
Is it so hard to plan a fucking pirate night? Goddamn.
When I have more than ten dollars.
I’m just like:
“For every fear that can’t be named to calm you down
Your heart starts...”
– bright eyes
cross out the one's you've done.
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog....
I hate you. I hate myself. I hate this.
Glad this is established.
Can’t sleep. Listening to old FFTL. Carmen, cuddle closer please.
Microscopic view of drugs
whoroscope:
Heroin: Marijuana: Cocaine: Meth: MDMA: LSD: DMT: Ketamine:
i hate my job. i want another one. 2 hours a day...
i wish reading burned calories
i really want to watch stepbrothers again.
