owleyezzzz:

*heart breaks*

alexfause:

OITNB Challenge || Day 1: Favorite Character - Alex Vause

∟the manipulative, sexy, international drug smuggling lesbian

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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lindsaylohoean:

XD more like XDone with talking to you forever 

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nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

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