i'm andrea. pictures of me.21. Texas.
queer. I do tattoos and all sorts of artsy fartsy stuff. I wish I was a cat instead. musings/memories
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Cate Blanchett - W by Michael Thompson, January 2001
(via freecocaine)
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(via supersteaviestoned)
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
(via ilackedoriginalityfirst)
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
(via free-mywilly)
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
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